Friday, March 9, 2012

"MBAs Wanted"

Mike Madarasz

I’m currently in the market for employment following graduation.  I’ve been fortunate enough to come across these “promising” opportunities for MBA’s during my search: 
-Binghamton University has listings for a Full Time Art History Professor at Monroe Community College, a Dental Receptionist and an Elementary School Principal in Rochester.
-A “Sales Associate/Photographer” in Eureka, Missouri
-Entry level sales position where I can apparently make up to $350,000 a year
-A job selling life insurance in Hawaii
-A “Management Training Program” where the requirements are a valid drivers license with no more than 2 moving violations in the last three years, no DUI/DWI arrests in “the last 5 years” and “must be willing to accept $10.00/hour compensation”.  DWIs from 2006 are frowned upon, but apparently not a deal breaker.
-Another “Management Training Program” with Waste Management that requires you to “Ride along with Waste Management drivers on existing routes” in New Jersey.  I have a feeling the New Jersey branch has their hands full…
Who says finding an entry level job is difficult?

2 comments:

  1. Job search is awful right now for recent grads. The sales and "management training" jobs that you don't need a college degree for are really frustrating. Plus all the people who never reply to you. Good luck.

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  2. what's the job market like in Hungary?

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